Well, I guess I spoke too soon.
Or this is God's way of saying,
"Stop bragging."

Everyone in my family has seemed to get sick atleast once.
I went without getting sick for the whole holiday season.
So whenever a parent or family member
complained about being sick
they'd mention me
and say.
"Blanche here hasn't gotten sick all ______."
(Fill in the space with a certain amount of time.)
I'd nod and say that I had a very good immune system.

But now...
all I've been for the past week is sick.

My symptoms (in no apparent order):
-Coughing
-Sneezing
-Light Stomach
-Fluxuating Appetite
-Stuffy Nose
-Runny Nose
-Aches and Pain

I felt like I was a list of side effects found in the fine print.

And now my nose is running like I would do if I was being chased by the popo: fast.

And of course there is no tissue box in the area.

S.O.S.

>_<